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tyleroakley:

This past week in a nutshell.

frickyeah1990s:

Trent Lane…

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dog-earedpage:

I don’t like archer, but I like this

fuckyeahradiodeadair:

Radio Dead Air: WTFIWWY Live - Smoke Weed Erryday - 5/13/13

whatever floats your boat, except not this
it’s not the way to greet fellow boat enthusiasts
exercising
one-handed clean and jerk
crank that outboard
polished her hull
what is she, a fifty-footer?
i’m on a boat / jerking off / i’m on a boat
the mate was a mighty sailor man
free willy
cleanin’ the poop deck
all hands on dick!
raise the mast!
swabbing the dick
he was really hauling anchor
manning the harpoon
blow the man down
shiver me timbers
the jolly roger
sailing the seven seas
cannon fire
hoisting the sail
clearing the village pubs
waxing the blowhole
hoisting the mizzenmast
tugboat
scraping the barnacles
casting off
paddling his own kayak
chummin’ the water
masturbation

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mandymorbid:

Roof top pool with @maja_stina at @kkshot place!

mollyiswideawake:

mentalalchemy:

I’d feel like a little bitch if I didn’t reblog this

I lost it at “bitch mittens”

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fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

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initiala:

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

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